kill them all! - the new gas can?

[hah]

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NEWS HEADLINE: MAN DRIVES HOME FROM GAS STATION, HAS NO FENDER BENDER!!!! FILM AT 11!!

[Mark Lloyd]

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I seem to remember hearing something about a boat exploding because someone put gasoline in a tank that should hold diesel.

[Mark Lloyd]

[snip]

I wish nobody smoked anywhere.

[gfretwell]

I do them 10 at a time too.

[Dan Espen]

Nuts.

If you don't do this, she'll eventually go to the station on her own.

[Stormin Mormon]

"So, Mr. D, we are here from news team 4, following the story of the man who drove home and didn't have a fender bender. Would you please state for our viewing audience what it was like to get home, and not have your car towed?"

[Stormin Mormon]

One of the early episodes of Emergency! had such an event.

Watch it here. One of the less noted episodes.

[Stormin Mormon]

You and Dufas and myself. Man that stuff sets off my allergies.

[Danny D.]

gfretwell wrote, on Fri, 12 Sep 2014 10:02:46 -0400:

10 is the perfect number because the fit perfectly in the trunk, without any chance of tipping over.

The one problem with the aft cans is that the trunk presses on those idiotically tall nozzles.

What I need, really, is just a single-piece bung-hole cap, like this:

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[J Burns]

I think I see now...

I closed my shop after the highway patrol got suspicious about all the cars leaving with their rear springs sagging. I never thought of putting a gasoline sign on the pump and doing it outdoors.

I'd love to see the look on a cop's face after he pulls you over because your trunk is suspiciously low, and you tell him you have an enormous lawn mower, and you open the trunk, and he finds 10 gas cans! Lets hope he doesn't use a dipstick to probe for false bottoms!

[Dan Espen]

The cop might drink some suspecting moonshine.

[Danny D.]

J Burns wrote, on Fri, 12 Sep 2014 18:39:25 -0400:

I didn't snap a photo of it, but while I had 10 cans of gas in the trunk, I had two cases of pool chlorine and one case of muriatic acid on a towel in the back seat!

[Tekkie®]

Oren posted for all of us...

I may not have read all messages.

I will have to get me one of those!