I want all Concrete Doors


I'm a fugative and wanted by the police, CIA and FBI. They are going to try to get in my house real soon. When they use their shoulder, I want them to break their shoulders.
I want to make 16 inch thick solid concrete doors with rebar and concrete reinforced wire panels. THe door will also be covered with bullet proof steel. Making the door is not a problem, it's how to attach the hinges and where to buy a doorknob that will go thru that thickness. Besides the doorknob there will be several 8 inch steel I-beams that raise up from the floor by hydraulic cylinders and all the walls will be covered with bullet proof lead and steel plating. All windows will be covered with the same. There will be no electrical service because outlets are places where bullets can enter, so I wont be able to install a doorbell, and I wont hear them knocking on that thick door, so I still have to come up with a method to make a "someone at the door" notifier. I want to know when the cops come so I can open fire at them with the several concealed automatic guns molded into the concrete door and fired by remote control.
-------- WARNING: Piss me off and you die......
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On Jul 27, 4:58 am, snipped-for-privacy@ikillu.com wrote:

You don't need concrete doors. Here is what you need:
http://www.nokey.com/orfoxstflmop.html
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On Jul 27, 6:58 am, snipped-for-privacy@ikillu.com wrote:

Won't they just lay siege and starve you out?
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snipped-for-privacy@ikillu.com wrote in news:m1it46pfkaemeljhgsl72t59669ufurbe8@ 4ax.com:

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What if they go in through the window?
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Or down through the roof?
Joe
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Transparent aluminum.
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LOL
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He said:
"all the walls will be covered with bullet proof lead and steel plating. All windows will be covered with the same."
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Ohhhh. I missed that.
But I have an answer: Simply deliver a Candygram. Fools 'em every time! <
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUxR965b4LU

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On 7/27/2010 6:58 AM, snipped-for-privacy@ikillu.com wrote:

lighten up francis...
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remove the "not" from my address to email
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I've daydreamed about pouring a large disc of concrete that could be stood upright and rolled back and forth with a hydraulic piston.
That would make a nice door, but it'd be hell on the cat's tail.
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On Jul 27, 6:58 am, snipped-for-privacy@ikillu.com wrote:

Obama will just get Janet Reno after you, a couple of shells from an M1 Abrams point blank at your door, you'll hear her knocking, Waco II.
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On Jul 27, 7:58 am, snipped-for-privacy@ikillu.com wrote:

Oh oh, now you've run afoul of the electrical inspectors, and those guys can REALLY screw with you...
Chip C Toronto
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snipped-for-privacy@ikillu.com wrote:

I know this was basically a joke-post, but consider this:
Some municipalities have passed bylaws that make it illegal to perform such reinforcements to your house.
These bylaws originated because this is exactly what motorcycle biker gangs do when they buy a house and turn it into a gang club-house.
There are also laws preventing civillians from either buying or wearing bullet-proof vests in public.
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re: "These bylaws originated because this is exactly what motorcycle biker gangs do when they buy a house and turn it into a gang club- house. "
My friend's motorcycle *club* handled it a little differently.
They bought a beat up house at the end of a dead-end street in a very run-down part of the city. Besides their club house, there were 2 crack houses, a house that some drug dealers lived in and 2 houses occupied by 2 very scared old ladies.
They started riding their bikes up and down the street at dawn, basically taking over the street.
Whenever a crackhead tried to get to the crack house, they harassed them and stopped them from going in.
There were a couple of cops in the club who parked around the corner in their police car as other guys rode their bikes across the "lawns" of the drug dealers. When the drug dealers sent their pit bulls out after the bikers, the cops pulled up and shot the dogs.
It only took a couple of weeks and the drug dealers were gone, the crack houses were boarded up and the 2 old ladies were bringing food to the guys as they were fixing up their club house.
When they have their weekend parties, they block off the street, the old ladies have friends and family over and nobody bothers the crazy white guys hanging out in the ghetto.
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DerbyDad03 wrote:

What exactly do your friend's do for a living?
Besides riding motorcycles up and down the street and having parties?
How exactly to they sell their drugs if they're running all the dealers and hookers out of town?
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re: "What exactly do your friend's do for a living?"
Construction workers, including high-steel workers and high crane operators, cops, an auto-dealer owner, a salvage yard and bar owner, a safety officer at a manufacturing plant, etc. I guess I'd call them well-off blue-collar. Hard workers and hard partiers. Just about every member of the club is a family man with a nice home in the suburbs.
They are also the kind of guys who you would want backing you up when things get tough. They've been there for me and it worked out quite nicely. Shirt-off-their-back kind of guys, but you probably don't want to get on their bad side.
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On 7/28/2010 7:54 PM, Sum Guy wrote:

I was watching one of those COPS shows one time and I find them to be a bit outrageous on occasion but the one that cracked(no pun) me up was when police had trouble breaking down a "suspects" door and one of the criminal charges against the man was "Making it difficult for the police to break in." I was flabbergasted.
TDD
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