I need to unplug my door

I need to unplug my door, but I am not sure how. There seems to be natural gas leaking from the doorknob keyhole and when I touch the wood I get a shock. I also noticed that the door faucets are leaking paint and paint brushes. The top of the door has a marble countertop and there is a scratch in the wheel.
I cant find a breaker or fuse. What can I do?
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On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 00:30:35 -0600, snipped-for-privacy@secrets.com wrote:

Try rec.woodworking. They'll know what to do.
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031108 0130 - snipped-for-privacy@secrets.com wrote:

Yes, I can see your problem. To find the breaker, look through the keyhole on the door and light a match on the other side. If there is enough gas, your problem will be solved.
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snipped-for-privacy@secrets.com wrote:

Your problem is quite obvious. Your house has a poultergiest that used to be a surrealist. Are there any melting clocks in evidence?
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Call the utility company and have them shut it off. While you're sitting in the dark you can try to get back on your medication.
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<The Newsgroup> wrote:

Is the door single phase or two phase? You need to call a pro right away. If you try to unplug the door yourself your house will collapse. Is the door painted with exterior or interior paint? It would be nice if you gave more information. Did you use teflon tape on the keyhole or pipe dope? Why do you thing the leak is abnormal? You can install new laminate on top of the old but you might have to remove it first.
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but you might have to remove it first.
I'm no expert on anything, but I know the outside of the door is painted with exterior paint and the inside with interior paint and none of the doorknobs should be painted unless they are wood. your welcome.
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