How to repair nitric-acid - damage ???

[Dan Simper]

I tried to make explosives in my basement, but the barrel with nitric acid broke and the acid ate itself through my house.

What can I do now?

[Mikey S.]

finish making the explosives, then blow up the house. problem solved

[Percival P. Cassidy]

Wait till the nitric acid eats its way clear through to China, then climb down the hole. You can get yourself a much cheaper new house there.

Perce

On 02/05/05 10:02 pm Dan Simper tossed the following ingredients into the ever-growing pot of cybersoup:

[xrongor]

check if it cracked the floor. use a match...

randy

[bill a]

wash it down with lots of gasoline. while still wet, use blowtorch to seal the surface.

bill

[U will be assimilated]

Use the opening as a crawl space....Betcha the termite hated it

BTY apparently you didn't chill the reaction mixture well enuf when you added the glycerine to the nitric acid/sulphuric acid mixture...Did it emit brown fumes of N204?

[dadiOH]

Add cellulose. And a bit of sulphuric acid to suck up the water created.

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[U will be assimilated]

Nitrocellulose?