DOORBELL INSTRUCTIONS:
- If you're an asshole or on street drugs GO AWAY NOW.
- If the BLUE button below is lit, press it. If not, press the YELLOW button.
- Wait 1 minute or GO AWAY NOW.
- If your visit is important, press the GREEN button (be sure to complete steps 1 - 3 first).
- If you're pushing religion or selling anything else I haven't asked for, ignore steps 1 - 4. Press the RED button and GO AWAY NOW.