Some sad news here today. A worker at the local brewery, and irishman by the
name of paddy, drowned in a beer vat. Apparently he was inspecting the vat
and somehow lost his footing and fell in. Despite attempts to save him, it
as to no avail.
His wife was immediately called and told of the terrible news by th3e
brewery manager. Mrs paddy took the news hard, but not wanting to think her
husband had suffered long, asked if his death had been swift.
"Not really", was the reply from the Brewery manager, "he climbed out 3
times to go for a piss".