WoodDorks of Bumfuk - A Song!

Tom,

Did you change the wattage of the fluorescent bulbs out in the shop.......;-)

Bob S.

from someplace in Foggy Land)

Hold on tight to that day job!

I got two words for ya ..... "lacquer thinner"

Think he was checking the gas pressure in them. :-)

LOL - Priceless! Now how 'bout a send-up of "Send Lawyers, Guns and Money"

Woodworkers, nail guns & money.....the chips have hit the fan! ( or maybe dust collector...) Tom you're better at this, now what? Festus

Well, they can't all be award winners.... Keep it up, though. Tom Someday, it'll all be over....

I'm honored - immortalized with Norm, Roy, Tage, and best of all...Tim.

:)

Rob

Tom, now that you're warmed up, how about someting epic, something big, something long-striding across history's littered stage. Set it to The Ring of the Nibelungen. Or better, the Norse saga of the Ragnorak, when humans armed with nothing but blue Marples face the gods in the Final Battle. Let it spring fully-formed from your mind, as though from the forehead of Zeus, eh. Bob

The downside of being self-employed? No Employee-Assistance-Plans for these things when the occur. :) Good job (as always) dude..

With apologies to Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and Bugs Bunny:

"Kill the Rabbet! Kill the Rabbet!"

That's "wabbet," dude, and don't forget it. Tom could also get seriously obscure and do a takeoff on "Le Mortise D'Arthur."

Bob

Bob

Or, Ebayowulf.

Regards, Tom Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania

If and *only*if* the Brunhilda-equivalent role is filled by a be-Fudd-led singer with a speech defect. And, BTW, it's -not- that way in the original script, either. Mel did the voice 'personalities' _without_ explicit cues in the script text.

With Sir Mandrel in a supporting role, no doubt.

And the enchantress Morgan eBay.

Tom, This latest spate of bad weather we're having {here in Philly area} must have you 'cold & lonely' in the shop. {Wood that be considered 'Cabinet Fever'?}

Ron PS: Joanne LOVED the stuff . . . was actually laughing when she read them. Which is unusual in itself; she typically just 'glances & trashes' what I print out.