Monday mornig funny

Oct 06, 2003 1 Replies

A not necessarily well-prepared high school student sat in his life science



classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question



directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."


What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his



head,



hoping for the best:


  1. No need to boil.


  1. Never goes sour.

  2. Available whenever necessary.



So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what



to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.



Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled



his definitive answer:


  1. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.



He received an A..


On Mon, 06 Oct 2003 19:19:46 GMT, "Nut Tree" Crawled out of the shop and said. . .:

DOH!!!

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