Yesterday, GOD told me that HE will punish the many sinners on Earthagain and that I have been chosen to build the Second Ark and collectpairs of all animals and some humans who believe in GOD.I have only 6 months before the divine punishment will begin.But I'm not very skilled at woodworking.What do I need to build theSecond Ark ?Please help.

Get a big tree (i.e. A Sequoia)Cut away anything that doesn't look like an Ark.

How to build Noah's ark ???

Nov 17, 2005 24 Replies

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Jim 20 years ago

Find Noah. Get his plans. Get to work. Jim

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Joe_Stein 20 years ago

Does that mean he wore jeans?

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Larry Jaques 20 years ago

On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 15:10:06 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, "Jim" quickly quoth:

I believe the full plans are spoken on Bill Cosby's album. Check here, Eliot:

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Tristan Beeline 20 years ago

I hope for you that you're telling us the truth, because GOD still owns the COPYRIGHT of the ark and he won't accept copyright violations, that's for sure.

So please don't build a "pirate ark" or it's a divine lawsuit for you and you'll probably sentenced to all eternity in HELL.

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Vitor 20 years ago

So the mighty anagram troll is cheating!!! Answering his own messages in his score newsgroup!!!

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