I put down a new floor in the bathroom, and it went amazingly well. One
little divot where I dropped something was bothering me, and I didn't
want to use flooring adhesive so I picked up some cyanoacrylate at my
Packaging has changed a bit. Inside a clear plastic bottle is a
squeezable container and also an capped injector that screws onto the
I removed the cap from the injector and threaded it onto the
container...while squeezing the container. The injector..injected...all
over my palm, hand and fingernails. As well as the vanity. And sink.
Likely the taps too. The dog was in there at the time, and I haven't
seen him since. Probably stuck to the cat by now. I washed the sink out
and sloshed some water up onto the vanity and the glue mostly went away.
Being around all that water always makes me want to pee. Big mistake.
About that time, SWMBO decided to come into the bathroom and tried to
figure out why I had such a fixation between my hand and my pecker.
Some things you just can't explain. Ever. Some things, although they
look really really bad, just have to sit as they lie. So I put on that
face that said "Hey I do this every day", and walked out of the
bathroom, my hand leading the way.
I vaguely considered using some acetone, and gave up that idea. All I'd
need was a spark and ole Sparky would be no more.
Time is the great healer in most things, and I'm now typing with both
hands. But I haven't peed since, and for the first time in my life, I'm
dreading that next trip to the john.