Packaging has changed a bit. Inside a clear plastic bottle is a squeezable container and also an capped injector that screws onto the container.
I removed the cap from the injector and threaded it onto the container...while squeezing the container. The injector..injected...all over my palm, hand and fingernails. As well as the vanity. And sink. Likely the taps too. The dog was in there at the time, and I haven't seen him since. Probably stuck to the cat by now. I washed the sink out and sloshed some water up onto the vanity and the glue mostly went away.
Being around all that water always makes me want to pee. Big mistake. About that time, SWMBO decided to come into the bathroom and tried to figure out why I had such a fixation between my hand and my pecker.
Some things you just can't explain. Ever. Some things, although they look really really bad, just have to sit as they lie. So I put on that face that said "Hey I do this every day", and walked out of the bathroom, my hand leading the way.
I vaguely considered using some acetone, and gave up that idea. All I'd need was a spark and ole Sparky would be no more.
Time is the great healer in most things, and I'm now typing with both hands. But I haven't peed since, and for the first time in my life, I'm dreading that next trip to the john.