Scythian dreams

Use a scythe.

On the passenger.

Mary

You had condensation on your windscreen at this time of year?

What WERE you doing?

Mary

Trust you .....lol

Charge your passenger for a new windscreen.

As used by the oft-mentioned Rouge Traders? :-)

I would choose the scythe which allows you most effectively to adjust the hand holds to accommodate your height and reach and style of swing.

Good footwear and a studied appropriate posture are important particularly when starting.

Check new prices..quite high now..might be worth buying two different ones if the price is right. There was an article on scythes in Smallholder mag a few months back.

I wish you best of luck..I expect it to be a satisfying activity once you get the technique needed for you.

No, just wait until the windscreen falls to pieces.

And next time leave a tart like that at home.

You have lead a sheltered life Mary. Female passenger, lots of jewellery, steamed up car....

Rouge is soft and won't touch glass. You need cerium oxide here, probably on a Dremel with a hard felt bob. Small quantities are available cheaply from

Practice on a wineglass first.

Perhaps he likes tarts. The jammy ones are delicious!

We use Austrian scythes - the blades are recognized around the world as being of the highest quality. They are lighter, nimbler, more elegantly formed and easier for the novice to sharpen, yet no more expensive than traditional English scythes. However if you have an English / American style scythe we can advise you how to set it up.

In message , EricP writes

Shall we leave your menstrual fantasies out of this ?

Not bad. Only took three posts to get to base level this time :-)

At least nobody has suggested the use of AG to fix the screen (or the tart)..

Wouldn't it be just fate if you got a big crack in the screen too ;-)

Chris

Err....I think you'll find I did mention AG in my first reply :-)

Thankyou all for your comments - and I may be speaking to you again George ...

I collared several old boys* at the auction room and had them demonstrating scythe swinging actions. Loadsa fun! Also was given some good advice to avoid any scythe with woodworm holes in it. Several of them had hairy tales to tell about Allen scythes so I am glad that my meadow is small enough that I'm not even tempted

I was outbid on a couple of the grass scythes but I was privately offered a scythe by one of the old boys and according to its owner it is better than any of the ones in the auction, has been sitting in his garage for ages and will cost me just twenty pounds, so if all goes well I will be wielding a scythe by next week

Anna

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simon fairlie is the expert on scything, not me, i know him through