Customers having an extension built that let their dogs s*it all over the house.
You cannot work in a house like that.
Any way I scooped the s*it up using the baking tray from their oven, threw the s*it into the garden and put the baking tray back into the oven.
F*ck em.
Why throw the s*it into the garden?
Well I hope you wiped the remains of the s*it off the tray with one of their towels before returning it to the oven, otherwise someone's going to get a bad case of the runs. ;-)
Good thing Glasgow's such a haven of gentility then. All afteroon tea and opening doors for each other.
which is more than you'd get in Edinburgh ...
Doors? There's posh, still having doors.
Owain
You'll have had it beside the band in Cranston's or Crawford's, nay doubt?
Ah'm mair a sausage roll frae Gregg's at Binns Corner
Owain
Is there a Gregg's at Binn's Corner now? That would have been handy when I lived at Shandwick Place.
How about a nice cup of tea late Saturday night outside a cafe on the Lothian Road?
Or perhaps not.
Late Saturday night, I would have just been leaving Sandy Bell's.
On the corner of 2 Shandwick Place (built by Sydney Mitchell & Wilson in 1901, used to be the the RBS / Santander).
Owain
I had an account at that bank, but it was the National Commercial back then. I opened my account there, because it was the first bank I came to when I walked out my front door (24 Shandwick Place).
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