Then came the funniest thing I have heard for ages. The customer said "I've
> just remembered something. When I swapped telephone companys I had the phone
> line made into incoming only calls. You might as well "call me wanker"[1]
> and get down from the ladders".
Me and an IT bloke spent ages today trying to get a DTT modulator to talk to the laptop. Eventually we discovered that the two ethernet-type sockets had each other's labels (as referred to in the instructions) next to them.
Bill