Maybe it's time to make sure you have a few candles and some firewood/ coal in. Bring the barbeque into the living room.....?
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11 years ago
Maybe it's time to make sure you have a few candles and some firewood/ coal in. Bring the barbeque into the living room.....?
Now that's sound advice if you want to kill your whole family!
Mike
Go for it Harry, nice bit of heat, somwhere to cook.
Oh don't worry about the carbon monoxide, it'll only kill you and everyone else once.
He could invite some more parasites and hold a FIT party.
And don't forget the kindling as well! We've got loads of firewood, but I was really struggling to light the fire last night as I had to scrabble around the shed for something vaguely useful to start the thing off. And I had no newspaper, and A4 printer paper isn't that good. Oops!
Michael
if you were quick of the mark you could have got some more from across the road for use next year.
G.Harman
Don't be silly. Sod's law says that they are bound to be complete the wrong sort of wood....
Michael
One of my friends takes the fluff out of the tumble dryer's filter and stuffs it into empty toilet roll tubes to make little fire-starting 'logs'. Works incredibly well.
I bet he didn't learn that from Ray Mears. Never seen a tumble dryer on the tundra...
Michael
Well that's obviously because they're nocturnal and experts at camouflage...
I suppose it's a good way of making something out of what might be readily available around the house (well, with a bit of planning, anyway). Me, I just save all the small offcuts from the workshop in a couple of 5 gallon buckets and use those. The lady who used to own our house meanwhile seemed to source her kindling from a local sawmill - there was a good stack of strips with two cut sides and bark on the remainder in the basement when we moved in (the house had a monstrous wood-burning furnace, although it's no longer in use)
cheers
Jules
I grow my own firewood.
Yup, most men can walk past one in their own kitchen and never notice it for decades ;-)
Don't bet on it. The production and camera crew only travel in luxury motor homes :)
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