Motion of a cat

Oooh I do like old electrical stuff!

Disproved.

Psychiatry belongs in a circus.

The Basques were mellower than the Norse. Leif's brother Thorvald killed the first batch of natives he ran across and got an arrow in his side for his troubles. His sister, Freydís Eiríksdóttir, also had a bad experience that may have been triggered by introducing a lactose intolerant population to dairy products.

I have to wonder how many more were like the Basques and didn't make enough waves to be in the historical record.

The can of Friskies says water, poultry byproducts, meat byproducts, liver, fish, chicken, rice. I'm not going to serve it on crackers but the cat likes it.

I never made it too far in the old testament but it's all laid out in the first book.

Joseph's brothers sell him off to Egypt as a slave.

Joseph worms his way into government and writes home to tell his friends and relatives to come on down the pickings are good.

Joseph corners the grain market, allegedly in some sort of government program.

Bad times come and Joseph sells the grain the farmers grew back to the starving farmers. When they run out of money, he takes real estate, houses, nubile females, whatever.

People start to get pissed. Joe and the gang steal everything that isn't nailed down and decamp in the dark of night.

Tribal god miraculously intervene so they get away with their plunder.

The Egyptians should have taken the long way around the Red Sea, found them, and killed them all, including the sheep and goats. After all that is their tribal god's recommendation for ethnic cleansing.

Rinse and repeat throughout history.

That was Trump's problem. He surrounded himself with people fit the old story about the scorpion and the frog, including the son-in-law.

But what percentage is in Friskies? Everything I've looked at is less than half meat.

Oh, an American who can handle two syllables and a silent N!

I talk to people in the normal way with no mask. Nobody gives a f*ck around here.

Now please show us takes 1 thru 79.

You can get microchip ones. They usually f*ck up.

There's a woman who lives a mile from me who often finds her cat a mile the other side of me in a farm. The stupid thing decided to make it's home in my house along with my cats. The conversation I had with her was amusing:

Her: "You have no right to steal someone else's cat." Me: "It went through my catflap of it's own accord." Her: "Why didn't you phone me?" Me: "How was I supposed to know it's your cat? If it prefers my house to yours, perhaps you should be nicer to it." Her: "What food do you use?" Me: "Just tinned meat from Tesco." Her: "Well if you're going to put out wet meat of course he'll prefer that. I just give him dry food." Me: "So it's my fault for feeding them better?" Her: "They don't need wet meat." Me: "They clearly prefer it." Her: "Don't let him in your house again. He's my property." Me: "And just how do you suggest I do that? A sign perhaps? Can he read English?"

She hasn't spoken to me since.

Some people have a habit of castrating them to stop them breeding. They should be jailed.

The kibble is heavy on corn and soy. It may be the cat version of junk food but he likes it. He doesn't finish the can of wet food at one go and if I throw a scoop of dry food in with it he'll eat some dry and some wet.

For real enthusiasm, raw hamburger, pork, chicken, salmon and so forth that he bums when I cooking beats cat food. He's lukewarm on tilapia and rockfish, not that I blame him, and doesn't like trout. I'd bought some trout and didn't care for it and tried to pass it off on him.

In the summer he supplements his diet with fresh food but hunting is scanty in the winter.

Herbst would be better. Autumn is a Latin word passed through the filter of the French that invaded Britain.

I'm sure there are some masked Karens that would like to criticize my lack of a mask but this isn't an area where people tend to get in your face.

Now that would have been a fun watch!

I don't ask the cat where he goes. When I was coming in one evening a woman asked me if the cat had any food sensitivities. I told her he was on a see food diet. She feeds some of the neighborhood cats.

I'd kept a few cans of cat food in case a cat came around and got more variety until this one staked his area out. I definitely don't consider him my cat. I suppose I might be more possessive if I'd paid money for some fancy breed. I was amazed that people actually sell cats.

The game I'm playing, Fallout 4, has a miscellaneous setting "Enable Office Cat".

Not owning a cat is a very sensible reason not to ask if it's her cat.

No, that would be because she's 4 foot 10 and wider than that.

That's the second time I've seen that word recently. I thought it was only used for "scantily clad". When a test came back from the lab for my parrot saying "scanty yeasts" I thought it was a type of yeast, maybe a small one. Apparently it just means "not much of". So I was being warned there wasn't much bad stuff. The vet told me to ignore it.

The French have about 10 times less words than the English. They actually say "le fast food". What's wrong with "le rapide nourriture"? Those words already exist in French.

I love it when someone is really really paranoid. You can repel them like a magnet. They keep precisely 2m from you.

Because I hate cats.