Is this true?...

Oct 22, 2008 15 Replies

Bit OT .. but lifted from another newsgroup ..



Any truth in this at all?....


******************************************************


> So they make Ryvita in Poole?


>
>In fact the manufacturing process is very interesting. Because the market
>for Ryvita fluctuates enormously (it's influenced by slimming programmes on
>ITV) the factory has developed systems which allow a rapid switch to the
>production of a range of composite building materials.
>Luckily the raw
>materials, final composition, and product format for hardboard, for example,
>are all very similar to those for Ryvita.

I'd guess a wind up. Ryvita is (allegedly) made from wheat - hardboard from wood. Even although the taste may be similar.

I'd be very surprised - it would seem unneccessarily expensive having an entire production line made food-safe and then use it for making hardboard.

I think it's more a satirical comment on the palatability of hardboard, sorry, Ryvita.

Owain

I think you'll find that Ryvita are made from rye, hence the name ...

And I rather like them with peanut butter and cottage cheese.

Agreed and Ryvita gets my vote, but only by a whisker. I find with Ryvita, you don't need to prime with undercoat. One or two coats of emulsion and 'bish bosh' job done.

Bertie

'specially with cream cheese and cherry jam.

Owain

Matter of opinion. :-) But matzos are often kosher; original Ryvita isn't. (Some varieties are.)

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember tony sayer saying something like:

Of course it's not true - the dimples on Ryvita would make for useless hardboard, for a start. No, it's not hardboard, but ocean racing hulls they turn out, where the dimples create a considerable skin effect.

but which side do you plaster ?

*Proper* butter, and Marmite over here ... :-)

Arfa

I wonder if there are any flavours of hardboard that ARE kosher !!!!! Pegboard? Cos it's holy? White Faced? , nope, too racist. Are Ryvita's good for sanding light rust on mild steel plate?, or are they just limited to scraping dried skin off one's heels? Strange that Screwfix don't list them.

Dave

Nah - I think hardboard must be treyf. :-)

Some time ago there was discussion (elsewhere, I think) about Bovril and Marmite - I think Marmite couldn't be kosher because a Bovril pipe went throught the factory (or something equally odd). And I'd guess that the hardboard would inhibit the Ryvita from being declared kosher.

And some might hold Ryvita and/or hardboard to be bread and under some circumstances bread has to be prepared by Jews in order to be kosher. So, unless there is a group of Jewish factory workers in Poole...

All too complicated for me to get my head round...

They soak up an amazing amount of cat pee.

Well, it would give the Ryvita's SOME taste I suppose !!

Dave

And if you should drop it does it always fall plaster side down .

Join the Discussion

Have something to add? Share your thoughts — no account required.

Didn't find your answer?

Ask the community — no account required