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How not to use a nail gun.
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I wonder if they will let him into the carpentry workshop in jail. Simon.
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I've just bought 2 boxes of 1000 paslode nails - according to my calculations that's sufficient for =A31.6M in compensation.
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yes but you'd have to deduct half of that to pay for the gas cylinders to fire them.
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================================== Your wife will be delighted to know that. Have you made a will?
Cic.
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your head?
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The same way lots of straight blokes "slip" in the bath and end up with a shampoo bottle up their bum.
Owain
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2000 nails is a bit much for one person. I was thinking about a nail gun injury service - how many nails would sir like?
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=================================== It looks like you've created a genuine niche market with a genuinely 'catchy' slogan. Others might take notice.
Cic.
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It must be somethng to do with being Austrian. I have a friend who used to work as "The Austrian Carpenter". A few years ago just about every insurance company in the UK refused to cover him because of his apalling accident record. I think his classic was standing back to admire his work and falling through the open loft hatch behind him. He also fell through more ceilings than I can remember.