Theres a fat man stuck halfway down my chimney and a terrible rattling on my roof and broken slates are falling off it what do you suggest?
george
fat man stuck in my chimney
Dec 24, 2007
10 Replies
More water with it?
:-)
Scouser with a six pack?
Arthur
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mince pies and sherry
Light a fire under him - before long, the wicking action of his clothing will have him looking like a "spontaneous combustion" victim.
Buy a more modern house. They have tiles on them now not slates and they don't break so easily.
Light a fire?
Owain
So *that's* what John Prescott is doing for a living these days.....
Put the video on xtube
Boring. I'm afraid it might have been the home made cider top and chocolate loaf that has given problems further on. He did leave a very apprciative note and the reindeer liked the banana.
Reindeer steak for lunch? R.
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