Crazy phone call

brass monkey · 2012-02-23T23:26:06+00:00

Had a terrific phone call today -Him - I have information that you had an RTA in the last 3 yearsMe - You're dreaming it up, mateHim - Do you think I waste my fucking time phoning people up on a dream, you fucking knobMe - Well, you're wasting MY timefollowed by much hilarity and telling the wife that some twat is calling me a fucking knob. If anyone was near him they'd have heard me laughing my goolies off.Anyway, I said thanks very much and put the phone down.Number withheld, there's a surprise.