On the topic of good responses (I usually fail in that regards but ...)
Many years ago, on a Sunday am (early-ish) I was just coming downstairs to make a brew of coffee and the door bell rang:
On the doorstep were two PYTs(1) (good job I'd bothered to put some clothes on)
PYT: We'd like to talk to you about peace!
Me: Oh Good can you leave me in it!
PYT: ...
Me: closes door and realise I actually won that one :-)
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(1) Pretty Young Thing