Can't service boiler - will only be condemned

Oct 06, 2005 21 Replies

At a party:

Oscar Wilde: "That's clever. I wish I had said that."

Friend: "Don't worry, Oscar, within an hour you will have."

I am better than Wilde. I am the best poet in the world.

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