Barn conversion - how deep should the footings be.....?

[The Natural Philosopher]

Stop looking in the mirror then. Its bad for your mental health.

I

[IMM]

LOL, such fun.

[IMM]

More snotty uni humour LOL.

[IMM]

Hey snot. What are you on about?

[Grunff]

A database for storing real world objects - I'd *love* one of those. You can just see it - "delete * from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'".

[Grunff]

Or even "delete from drillbits where sharpness='blunt'"

[John Armstrong]

or "update drillbits set sharpness='razor' where sharpness='blunt';"

[John Armstrong]

Conversion to residential can be reduce rated (5%) for VAT if that affects your thoughts. Not sure about part conversion. See

[IMM]

Now go an play. Run along.

[Clive Summerfield]

I'd prefer "INSERT INTO TOOLS(ToolName) SELECT Tools FROM Axminster;" amongst others.

Cheers Clive

[IMM]

Also oh unwise one. When you take down the walls and then do a "new build", and then re-erect he walls, you get "all" the VAT back, which is NOT the case with a conversion. You make the job a "new build".

[David]

In article , IMM writes

Grasping at straws because you made a fool of yourself...

[IMM]

David, Just read and lean.

[John Anderton]

Bugger, are you saying I share a Christian name with IMM ?

Cheers,

John (the other one)

[IMM]

This halfwit is. But you don't.

[David]

In article , IMM writes

Actually John I have learnt a number of things from you, OK some of it is gleaned from websites etc but even so its been useful... but then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid

[David]

I couldn't do that to him, he does have feelings you know

[IMM]

[IMM]

Bertie, you wouldn't know if anything is stupid or not.

[The Natural Philosopher]

That's called an apprentice.