here is one for you
On September 25, 1513 Balboa discovered the Pacific Ocean.
The Australians, who had been facing inland for millenia, turned around in surprise, and fished.
On that day, the Japanese, who had been facing inland for millenia, turned around and said: I'll be damned, a lake!
On that day, the Native Americans who had been camped on its shores, Turned around and said: Funny we never looked in that direction before, things have been a bit hectic lately.
History lessons were made. Reminds me of the time in 1492 when, the Bahamians discovered, Columbus in their midst, Turned around and told each other: We're f***ed.