What is a Washer and Dryer for?

Yew stoopid IDJIT!!!!!!

Dem two white boxes are fer the front porch and ya keep food for Ol' Blue in 'em!!!!!

Yewar givin' us rednecks a bad name!!!

Th' white metal box with th' round hole in the front is a outside guest terlet. Best to keep th' door closed... them suburban folks can get a mite uppity.

move 'em out onto the front porch, next to the refrigerator, where they belong, so you can store stuff in 'em, that way you can keep more animals in the house

make sure and hire a contractor to add release latches inside of all 3 so if you get drunk and accidentally crawl inside, you can push the release latch and get out

they can also double as time machines, if you plug them in (that long cord looking thing attached to each, find a set of small holes in the wall that match), and start them, stand by and watch, and you will be transported to a later time

I's do believe you all need to be smook'n that wacky-tobacie first in order to use e'm machines for time travel.

nope, as a matter of fact, new government studies reveal fishing reels can double as time machines too, turn the cranks on the reels and you will also be transported to a later time,,,,some of their studies still underway indicate time travel might be achievable with anything that has a hand crank on it (pencil sharpeners, tape measures, etc.), and might also apply to computer keyboards................