Is this a wall, or surface people walk on?
Perhaps you can set up box traps, and release
the vandals on the other side of the river?
Bait the non lethal traps with Iphones, and
ghetto blaster radios. Shoot the vandals with
tranquilizer dart, and then release miles away
with a colorful, harmless radio transmitter
collar so you can track their movement. For example,
trap the red colored Crips, and relocate them into
the blue colored Bloods territory, where they will
easily and effortlessly integrate with the other
eco system. If the vandals are brown color,
relocate them into upper crust housing developments
where George Zimmerman lives. Or David Duke. That
should reduce the incidence of migration. If the
vandals are white, relocate them to inner Detroit.
Yep, "siloxane", that's the magic word to say it's a silicone based
And, the wonderful thing about silicone based plastics is that nothing
sticks well to them, not even another silicone based plastic. Try
getting something to stick to silicone bath tub caulk. Even brand new
silicone caulk won't stick worth a crap to old silicone caulk, and
that's the reason that on a lot of DIY Q&A forums (like this one) you
get newbies that are exasperated trying to replace the silicone caulk
around their bath tubs. The new caulk simply won't stick for some
reason and they don't know why. And, the reason why is because they
haven't removed the old silicone caulk COMPLETELY. Even after scraping
with a razor, there's still a very thin film of silicone sticking to
both the tub and tile. Unless and until they remove ALL of the old
silicone caulk with a gelled solvent like "Silicone-Be-Gone", they'll
never get the new silicone to stick. But, once that residual film of
silicone is removed, the new silicone will stick to both tub and tile
like chewing gum sticks to the underside of a church pew!
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