I'm trying to wire a pumpkin for 220volts.
The reason is to remove the demons from it. It says in the early
editions of the Bible that on October 31, all pumpkins must have their
demons removed using 220 volts AC. What is the approved by code
method to wire the pumpkin, and how do I know when it's received
enough voltage to remove the demons? Besides that, this pumpkin has a
defective pump, because it wont run on 120volts. Will it run on 220?
Happy Hollow Weiner
On Oct 31, 12:06 pm, firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:
Idiot. Using an early edition of the Bible to learn about demonic
pumpkins is like using the 1897 version of the NEC to wire your
You'd probably try to tune up a 2008 car using a 1963 Chiltons.
Get a new Book before you hurt yourself or some poor defenceless
Not to be rude, but this is way beyond a typical "do it yourselfer" kind of
project. I've worked in the industry for 20 years, and there just ain't NO
WAY you can even think about a job like this without, at the very minumum, a
demonic sensing detector and a pumpkin calorimeter, and that assumes you
have the specialized training to use them.
Beyond that, you need the interpretive skills to know how and where to apply
the correct voltage, which where a professional using a pan-dimensional
variac could do the job PROPERLY, the FIRST TIME, without wasting any more
of your time on such a stupid endeavor.
Don't be an idiot, pay a licensed pumpkin exorcist and quit wasting my
****ing precious time.
Yet another case of satanic infiltration into the Old version of the Bible !
Nothing worse than bad advice , Jon you should know better than anyone that
without a PIA ( Peripheral Interface Adaptor ) your pan dimensional Variac
will only operate on 240AC , In layman's terms you will be feeding the
demons and could risk seed acceleration due the impendence mismatch.
A standard Degaussing wand is a much better option wired with reverse phase
vectoring at 220AC , Remove all Hz before starting but this standard
procedure that can be achieved a generic left handed screwdriver.
I agree with Jon here , I would call your local electronics expert this is
no job for the do it yourselfer , Most of these guys already know the code
and will respond favorably if you ask them for a " long wait "
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Implant 100' bare ended cable into pumpkin. Attach wires on other end of
cable to a pair of earphones. Toss pumpkin into substation heart. Hang
earphones on security fence with sign .. "FREE - Listen to Electricity!".
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