Traps come in various styles, and with a minimum amount of shopping,
usually find one that fits your needs. I have a Hav-a-Cow trap. It
with a teenager screaming at the top of her lungs attachment. I use
when the basement door does not get closed and latched.
CY: Do you know where I can get a Hav-A-Friek atachment that closes
It comes in most
handy with poor unsuspecting black snakes. The last one actually
me then shook its head in pity when I took it back out to the wood
where it could be more comfortable.
CY: Baited with watermellon and jive CDs, you can get different types
Last Friday I got a Hav-A-Heart
Attack/Seizure-Then-Sprain-My-Ankle Trap for the hornets nest that
in the garden over night. It has no remote control, but seems to work
the louder you yell F**k while running towards the pond. It causes
members to laugh uncontrollably while watching from the kitchen
CY: ARe you sure one of the family members wasn't pushing the buttons
on the Remote Control Hav-A-Wasp nest? New batteries, and almost 100
brings us to the ones I keep in the house. We have a
Hav-You-Forgotten-Our-Last-Discussion? Trap. My wife uses it most of
time with mixed results. God help me if she ever figures out the
CY: And the close relative, the Hav-You-Got-what-I-Asked trap, usually
when the man is coming home from work or sports.
The Hav-I-Got-Any-Clean-Socks Trap hasn't been used in a couple
of weeks. I spring it on my wife from time to time, just to see if
awake. It has never worked. I don't know why I use it, because the
makes could wake the dead. It causes my wife's lips to flap up and
really fast, and the vein in her forehead to bulge. The only thing
caught with it is hell.
CY: Doesn't that one end up with you trapped in an upside down laundry
I may have to substitute the
Hav-You-No-Sense-Of-Responsibility? Trap on the kids to fill the gap.
CY: Bet the folks at the Gap love you when you try to rescind their
acquired a "Hav-a-Heart-Turned-To-A-Bloody-Pulp" trap that comes in
just big enough to load in a .30-.06 Winchester. When used remotely,
lure anything smaller than an elephant from a range of 100 to 300
CY: I usually use hollow point, Hav-A-Exploding-Heart device, less of
a trap than a device.
drawback is that it doesn't work well at all on hornets or
CY: Ah, but that's why the extended range. That's the time when you
use the Hav trap while your upset spouse is walking past the hornets
nest. That's the Hav-I-Got-You-Back-Lately trap.
see lots of other traps at the grocery store, the post office, the gas
station, and various other places. I have learned to borrow one I like
short period of time before I buy into it. It is mildly entertaining,
certainly cheaper than hiring a professional!
CY: The one at the grand parents house is especially funny with the
kids. You know, the Hav-A-Turn-Pulling-My-Finger trap. Use with