Tap Water being Changed to Digital on Feb 17.

The US Federal Government has issued a change in water supplies. Starting Februsry 17, 2009, All tap water in the USA is going digital. If you want to continue to use your tap water after this date, you are required to purchase a digital tap converter (DTC) for every faucet in your house. They must be purchased by this date or your taps will no longer have any water. These DTC converters are currently being produced, and will be available beginning February 15, 2009. The estimated cost is $500 for each converter. You will need one converter for every tap in your house. The government is issuing coupons for $40 off the cost of each DTC. Maximum TWO coupons per household. You can sign up for your coupons immediately. Please allow 8 to 10 weeks for processing and delivery.

Digital water is far superior to standard water. It's clearer, cleaner, quieter, and has less visual imperfections. It also saves energy, and once you purchase your DTC converter, you'll be able to get three types of water from each tap, (Cold, Lukewarm, and Hot). Even the outdoor spigots on your house will be capable of all three types of water, so you can choose which type of water you want to use on your garden or lawn.

If you're not sure if you are currently getting digital water, fill a clear glass or bottle with water from your tap. Wrap a piece of white letter quality paper around the glass and apply a piece of Scotch tape to keep it in place. Hold this glass up to a any compact florescent lightbulb. Standard water will look white and distort the image of the bulb, while digital water will be so clear that you will see right through the paper wrap and you will see every spiral in the bulb.

Digital Tap Water, the water of the Future !!! So clear, so quiet, you won't even know it's there.

To apply for your free coupon(s), go here:

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Reply to
letterman
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DTCs are reviewed at consumers reports, some have bad flow and an Ion taste, some leak electricity and you need to wear rubber gloves or suits when you shower.

Reply to
ransley

not to worry. the wesguys over at Weasel Guys Laboratories did as of yesterday issue a recall on the leaky DTWC. the ones being recalled were made by Guy-0 from Ohio® Inc.

there was an article in this weeks publication of You Screwed stating how Guy-0 from Ohio® Inc. is in a transition due to their relocation of their manufacturing facility to China and as a result their customers are experiencing delays in having their orders processed for a replacement DTWC. the article did provide a link to a web page put up by Guy-0 from Ohio® Inc. outlining the procedure for changing out the faulty diode responsible for the problem. customers with broad band access should have no problems downloading the technical manuals containing detailed instructions for this field grade retrofit.

Reply to
Jim

Just avoid the DTCs made by KBR to avoid the last problem.

Reply to
Bob F

Perhaps you need a dumb-shit converter so you don't sounds so stupid. Now go back to your job at the buggy whip factory.

-john-

Reply to
John A. Weeks III

LOL.

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Reply to
Sac Dave

I use a well, will i still get water?

Reply to
Al

Yes, you will continue to have analogue water until the well runs dry.

Reply to
Clot

Do we only have to put conveters on the taps?

I've heard that if we don't convert the toilets as well, we have to change to digital bowel movements.

Reply to
mm

Still water runs deep. You should be okay.

Reply to
HeyBub

mm wrote:>

Andy comments:

.... and kids in elementary school will have to hold up one finger if they want to "one" it..... and zero fingers if they want to "zero" it....

In case of a tie, one wins out over zero....

Andy

Reply to
Andy

I've always had pure binary water. hot/cold and on/off .

Reply to
catalpa

"catalpa" wrote in news:aoqjl.1910$ snipped-for-privacy@nwrddc01.gnilink.net:

mine's analog water;the temp varies,and amount of flow varies too. Purity varies,too. :-(

Reply to
Jim Yanik

did you not understand that this was a joke from the Late Show?

Reply to
Jack Bauer

I don't watch network TV, so I have no clue what is on the late show. I simply thought it was a very bad joke that made fun of the 20 year long effort to move to a better quality TV standard. The new high quality TV signals have been a long time coming, and now some luddite wimps are trying to torpedo the change because of their fear of change and inability to cope with technology. I guess they want to keep listening to 8-track tapes while they commute to their jobs at the buggy whip factory.

-john-

Reply to
John A. Weeks III

Didn't Congress outlaw dihydrogen monoxide? Just a little bit of it applied incorrectly could kill you.

-- Jack

Reply to
Jack Hunt

the feds didnt make 8 tracks, buggies, or ice boxes illegal or just make illegal supporting any of these illegal

. market forces made the transistion quite well without government mandates, federal spending for coupons, and intrusive federal mandates.........

disrupting a large number of our countries citizens. even those with cable or satellite can be confused, like some elderly realtives who despite all the info wanty to buy a new tv so i can see the news...........

Reply to
hallerb

Have you every tried to operate a buggy (or any non-motorized vehicle) on an interstate highway? I think you will find that they are outlawed. The government has entire volumes of regulations on motor vehicles and highway usage.

The issue with radio spectrum is that it is a very limited resource, and it is in very high demand. There isn't room for every service that business wants to build and operate, so someone has to make choices. The choice is that technology evolves. We went from spinning disk TV to CRT TV, then B&W to color, shut down channel #1, added UHF, converted to stereo, and then pulled back the high UHF. Nobody got in a panic when that happened, so why are people so confounded when the most recent change is improving the quality?

So what do you consider all the federal and local government spending on highways to be? Money from Santa Clause? The oil and auto industry is heavily subsidized. A recently published University of Minnesota study says that the government spends just under $4 per gallon to bring each gallon of gasoline to market. That is considering the cost of military protection for oil, homeland security, and regulatory efforts.

TV is not a right. No one owes you TV service. If someone fails to go to the grocery store, they don't eat that evening. Same with TV-- if you don't take care of business, you shouldn't be surprised at the result.

-john-

Reply to
John A. Weeks III

What does that have to do with anything? But if you need to know, I have a degree in mathematics and am an engineer. I can do an FFT in my sleep. My fact sheet on the DTV change on my web site is widely viewed and is linked to by a number of newspapers and TV stations. That, however, has nothing to do with clicking the "on" button on a TV remote control, and watching a movie in HD.

I have a great sense of humor. I am simply miffed that I am being penalized after I took the initiative to understand this change in TV and get all my ducks in a row. And then to have someone come along and make fun of me over it is something that I simply could not let pass without commenting on it. Finally, the digital water thing was not funny. Digital farts might have been a little more humorous, but both concepts are hardly an original thought.

-john-

Reply to
John A. Weeks III

Yo! Hold the phone! I'm Henry Blake around here! DHMO is the old stuff. Everyone knows that.

Reply to
Stormin Mormon

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