Ever heard of Fibber McGee's closet?
Good point, but this was only an idea - and of course I ran it by her first.
That's what my house WAS! Real Estate agent (a female) took one look and,
after retching, called it a "man cave." Now it looks as if a woman lives
I knew I was in for a change when it was decided that the bison head over
the fireplace and the mounted beaver on the hearth had to go.
I learned that, in addition to having a century's supply shoes, a woman
cannot have too many pillows, doilies, figurines, vases, dried flowers,
pictures of grandchildren, and incense sticks. Also, the refrigerator is
stocked with REALLY wierd food, like 27 flavors of yogurt and eight kinds of
Oh well, viva la differance!
You forgot the most important item. Candles.
And next to that, hundreds of those free plastic grocery bags. The ones
that usually disintegrate before being used. I have always says it's a
reflection of a person's insecurity by how many of those FREE plastic bags
But they DO come in handy to store candles and shoes and all that other
[Slaps face] How could I overlook candles. The bathtub now looks like a
That's going too far! I use those free plastic bags: 1) To temporarily store
a paintbrush in the middle of a job, and 2) Cut a piece to place under the
paint can lid to act as a seal.
They also serve to hold the clean-out of the kitty-litter box on its way to
I used to use them to hold various veggies in the crisper. That way, when
the vegetable rotted, it didn't soil the vegetable bin. Until you've tried
to sop up something that used to be an eggplant, you won't appreciate the
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