So I'm driving down a side street, and a car is stopped behind another
who is having trouble parallel parking. But he had room to swerve
around (43-4 feet) her but chose not to and there was no opposing
traffic. No big deal. But since it was safe for me, I decided to put
on my signal, and go around both of them since there was no opposing
What does he DO? HE PUTS ON THE SPEED catches up and starts riding my
ass, and then giving me the finger. So I give it back. HE signals he
wants to fight me. So I oblige. I pull over. What does he do? He
keep on going.
I don't begrudge him for not wanting to fight (I was much bigger than
him). But there is a typical example of someone getting angry because
you showed yourself to be a better, safer and more efficient driver
Thats why you should always carry a loaded rifle in your car. I would
have blown out a few tires and windows on that car, then when he
rolled over into a ditch, I would have beat the fuck out of him before
tossing his limp body back into his burning car to be incinerated.
The way I look at it, road rage does not end until the son of a bitch
that pissed me off is in his grave. No one that fucks with me on the
highway ever lives to tell the story.
So far I have put 38 men, and 6 women into their graves, and one still
remains in a coma after 8 years. All were bad drivers who drove
themselves to their demise by fucking with the wrong person (namely
On Tue, 08 Aug 2006 23:53:33 -0500, roadrager@#uck#ff.com wrote:
Hey, I feel exactly the same way. I am so godamn sick and tired of
inconsiderate asshole drivers I'd like to kill them all. I always
have my shotgun loaded and on the gun rack right behind my head.
I probably blast a dozen cars a week. But that's not the end. I got
a box of hand gernades under my seat. When a fucker behind the wheel
pisses me off, I just pass the son of a bitch, cut him off, toss the
gernade and watch the fun explode. A tank of gas and a hand gernade
make quite a blast. It's quite hysterical when they announce on the tv
news that another car was blown up on the interstate and they are
investigating. Like what are they investigating? There's nothing
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