From the Americans: We are natural citizens, not Kenyans. We have been
fairly elected, though perhaps by a bunch of dead guys from Chicago. Our
stimulus plan will save the ecnomy. Our health care bill will take little
wampum, and makum big healthy. Your Braves and Squaws will be required to
buy health care, and support the youth till age 26. Our Nation's Leader,
Michelle, said so. Now, go to California, smoke the peace joint, and eat all
your 400 calorie school lunch.
Christopher A. Young
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From: The American Indians
Choke on a turkey bone.