OT: Floating across a river using helium balloons?

[RayL12]

...where's my notebook...

[Commander Kinsey]

But they build more of them.

It isn't common enough in air.

Just ban them completely. Use hydrogen instead, parties would be way more fun.

[Commander Kinsey]

Hospitals have generators.

[Snit]

They mention Helium in the Bible?

[Commander Kinsey]

They should have done, since god alledgedly invented it.

[RayL12]

How about the Buddhist who asked the hotdog vendor to, 'make him one with everything'.

[Commander Kinsey]

[Commander Kinsey]

It flew away!

[Commander Kinsey]

I'm too drunk to attempt to understand that.

[Commander Kinsey]

So when he was locked in a box for a month, he wasn't?

[Commander Kinsey]

Are you Ronan?

[Snit]

True, but the bible is not generally considered light reading.

Then again, light is mentioned very early on!

[Commander Kinsey]

At high school I joined a lunchtime club where we made and repaired circuits for other classes to use in experiments. Glue gunning my friends' faces was hilarious.

[Commander Kinsey]

Has anyone ever figured out an objective way to work out what jokes will make people groan?

Good luck getting every country to do that. Although I guess you just need the ones with the deposits to do it.

[Conrad]

Snit [e-mail] wrote in news: [e-mail]:

It's Friday night so you are obviously high as a kite tonight snit. Put the caps back on the bottles and sober up.

[Snit]

Depends on if that type humor has groan on you.

Pretty much. And if the US were to do it we can at least keep our supplies.

[Snit]

I can imagine your group of friends really stuck together.

[Ed Pawlowski]

Yes. Jesus was a carpenter but his brother was a welder and used argon, nitrogen, other gases.

[Snit]

When they argon where do they go? Someplace noble I expect.

[The Natural Philosopher]

helium is light enough to escape to space