Need plans for a Dying Room

[half-dead]

Now that I bought my death bed, I need plans for a dying room. Anyone got any?

[Joseph Meehan]

Get them started on the pyramid first.

[Travis Jordan]

I thought we discussed this once already. Use any room in the house except, of course, the living room.

[Leroy Mowry]

I was hoping to get a reinforce concrete coffin with a cup holder.

[bill a]

do you have a hallway with a deadend?

[Terry]

They are free if you're a member of the dielectric union.

[bill a]

i think you win

[bumtracks]

Oh man I been there, hospital rooms & their beds suck, when you're waiting to die.

put a mirror on the ceiling then watch yourself, practice the die.

when you're weak, you get cold you'll want extra blankets.

no clocks or windows, you don't even want to know if its day or night let alone what time it is or you'll go crazy waiting for the end.

porta potty with cell phone and pizza delivery numbers handy helps.

Oh yea,, scissors, you'll find them real handy while you wait.