Now that we've solved the sewer root problem with motor oil, I would
like to recommend natural gas for gophers. Simply remove the plug on
your meter and screw in a fitting, connect a hose to the fitting and
insert the other end of the hose in a fresh gopher hole and wait. It's
quiet and requires no traps or making a mess out of your lawn with
If you smoke it is not recommend that you light up, especially if you
live on the side of a hill and the gophers have been there *a while*
Caddy Shack flashback mode.