Here's a cute joke to lighten up the discourse. We all need
a good laff once in a while!
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told
the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
wedding. 'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what
type and color are you looking for?' The bride to be said: 'A long
frilly white dress with a veil.' The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then
said, 'Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature
is considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the
first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I
mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?' 'Well,' replied the c
ustomer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, 'I can assure you
that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not,
despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as
we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into
such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we
had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other
again.' 'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for four
years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
going to be, but nothing ever happened. And now I'm marrying a
Republican so I KNOW I'm going to get screwed!"