There are patterns that resemble butcher-block and would probably look nice.
I figure if the "engineered" (fake wood) stuff is built to stand up to the
abuse of being on a floor, it could probably take ordinary kitchen
Anyway, I've got some left over from a flooring project and thought I would
give it a go -- unless, of course, somebody can come up with a discouraging
word other than "That's the most f***ed up idea I EVER heard!"
Heat issues aside, I think it's a good idea. I built a computer desk and
wanted a fairly rugged, but 'different' kind of work surface. A friend is in
the floor covering business and showed me a Monsanto vinyl termed
'loose-lay'. Glue down isn't required and as you reason, 'good enuff to walk
on' it would do what I wanted. Check out the pics:
It's also on the bar elsewhere in the same room:
There are geeks and then there are *GEEKS* or is it nerds?
This is a working showcase for my computer repair/building side business,
and where I also hold computer classes. The rest of the time it serves as a
media center for parties. It's also tied to the main media room for video
and surround sound.
LOL They belong at the bar, but this way I don't have to keep getting up
:-) Didn't think anyone would notice them.
The laminate I have in mind is impervious to water or liquids, but I haven't
checked it for heat - that should be easy enough to check!
I'll heat up a pot or skillet and set same on a bit of scrap.
That's the most f***ed up idea I EVER heard!
Oh, you said other than that ;-)
Well, it's not recommended for bathrooms. Humidity and water issues I
believe is the reason. The amount of water from spills and constantly
being wiped with a wet cloth doesn't sound like a good thing for
Yea, the surface of laminate is tough on some of them. The one I
installed (on a floor) contained aluminum oxide particles (used in
sandpaper for metal). But I would think if you ran a knife blade equally
across a piece of laminate and Formica, the Formica would fare better.
All just a hunch though. Nothing to back that up with.
If move forward with this idea make sure you use enough glue along the seams
so that is squeezes out evenly and then wipe off the excess before it dries.
This will keep moisture out of the seams and help stop moisture problems.
We did this on a kitchen floor we installed and it held up well during two
Not a good idea.
Floor laminates cannot withstand a hot frying pan like formica, it
When it gets wet it will swell up and de-laminate.
The edges will be difficult (impossible) to finish properly no matter
what kind of router bit or mechanical hiding you do.
It will have seems allowing water and bacteria from raw meat juices to
The next buy of the home will laugh at you.
Need I go on?
Heat test on "engineered" laminate flooring.
1. I took a metal pot and got some water vigorously boiling therein. I set
the pot on a 6x6-inch scrap of the target laminate and let it cool. No
visible change to the laminate.
2. Hmmm. I get a cast-iron skillet, put a layer of vegetable oil in it and
heated it up until the oil started to smoke. Turned off the gas and let the
thing sit for one minute. Then put the skillet on the scrap. Again, no
visible change to the laminate.
3. Okay, then. Next I get a pair of tongs and hold the laminate, good side
down, in the friggin' gas flame! At about ten seconds, the laminate starts
I conclude that, even if there's a trivet deficiency - and a distracted
cook - in the kitchen, I should probably be okay.
Try to find trivets that 'stand off' from the surfaca at least a half inch
or so; that is to say that they have 'feet' to raise them from the surface
rather than some types I've seen that lay flat. My mother once used a
ceramic trivet like a piece of tile and the heat of a frying pan was
transferred to the Formica and scorched it pretty well.
That's always been my objection to tiled countertops and back
splashes. I find it hard to believe that no matter how much well you
seal the grout it won't still get all nasty with the stuff that ends
up on kitchen counters.
I've got a deck table with fake grout lines and you can't just wipe it
off. You have to clean each grount line individually. I'd hate to have
to do that everytime I wiped down the kitchen counter and I can't
imagine that my kids would be as fastidious as I am.
I did and reported on it sometime back. I put a sliver in a glass of water
and left it for three weeks (replinishing the water from time to time). I
checked the results with a caliper accurate to 0.001 inches.
The soaked material was 0.004 inches thicker than the virgin material. I've
also tried to drive a finishing nail into it, attacked it with a wood rasp,
and offered other insults. That shit is impervious.
They ought to cover the space shuttle with it or make bullet-proof vests
from the stuff.
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