I want a Tee Shirt with the current temperature and weather conditions posted on the front of it at all times. That way, when someone asks me about the weather, I just point to my shirt and say "see for yourself".
Note - Electricians NEVER wear shorts, but they like Strippers on their clothing. Plumbers always wear Tee shirts with pictures of plumbing TEES on them, while keeping their NIPPLES exposed.
I wonder what carpenters wear??????
There was an electrical contractor here in town whose sign read:
Lady, let me remove your shorts!
:D
Get one of these and leave it tuned to the Weather Channel:
Hand a tablet around your neck, add this, and you're in business.
The utmost in exploiting users? :>
Many years ago, I wanted to buy one of these: but wimped out -- figured I'd never have the balls to wear it in public!
Instead, I have (and wear!) something like this (haven't checked the details):
*You* might prefer this:The last two require far more "contemplation" on the part of viewers compared to the first!
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