My fridge has this shelf with egg shaped holes for eggs. Eggs are not eaten or allowed in my house. Eating eggs is for pro-abortion liberal baby killers. My family is pro-life. I want that shelf gone ASAP.
Marengo
I dont want egg shelf in my refridgerator
Sep 17, 2009
16 Replies
Fill the holes with silly putty.
An eggcellent suggestion.
I don't think Mr. Silly Putty would fit in those holes.
on 9/17/2009 12:43 AM (ET) snipped-for-privacy@aol.com wrote the following:
Who cares for what political reason you want to remove the shelf? Just take the shelf out and throw it in the recycle bin if it offends you.
Huh, trolls don't eat eggs. Learn sump'n every day.
-S
The holes are for small tomatoes.
Done.
re: "I want that shelf gone ASAP"
And we want you gone sooner.
Please do NOT feed the trolls
But I have some spoiled eggs....
I had no idea.
I did date a lady once who avowed she was a vegetarian but ate eggs nevertheless because she supported a woman's right to choose.
And here I always thought they were for large olives. Boy, the things one can learn on the interweb!
Jon
Technically they are FOR small tomatoes but can be used for large olives or even the occasional avocado. Admittedly these "off label" uses have not been approved by government agencies, but still appear to be perfectly legal.
Use it to parcel out the daily dose of your anti-psychotic meds. You have apparently been missing some doses on the schedule they told you to follow.
On Thu 17 Sep 2009 02:37:11p, Jon Danniken told us...
Also perfect for cojones.
Peeps will the holes, store your Peeps in the fridge. Every so often, pull out a Peep and pop it in the microwave and watch to puff up.
TDD
And I though he was makine a yoke.
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