What is the best way to determine Trailer Trash?
Besides the blank glaze in their eyes, the fact they are most often found in the bar or McDonalds, the men use the f-word at least 20 times in each sentence, the women are loud, boisterous, and uglier than sin, and the children are all dressed in rags, and affected with ADD, how else can they be identified?
Look for a large collection of _Yard Ornaments_.
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They have a "W" sticker on the back of their vehicle. Usually seen pulling out of the church parking lot, chugging a few beers, while back handing their wife.
I don't have a Waylon sticker on my truck! But wish I did.
RIP Waylon Jennings..
By listening real carefully..... Usually they attack those who most closely emulate who they are. They can find no way to justify their contempt for them self but can find a way by deflecting their contempt to others who actually represent them self.
You don't need to live in a trailer for that.
My irony detector is so loud...
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ADD? That's not a problem unique to economic underclass. Actually, there is a who subspecies of trash who pose as rich folks, only because their parents had wealth and endowed the alcoholic losers with trust funds. No idea of ethics, personal responsibility, or standards of living. Actually, an awful lot of the poor people I have known are better human beings by a great magnitude than the losers that seem to surround me where I live now. Rich losers, with no purpose to their existance other than keeping bars in business and ducking responsibility. I've known folks with 6-8th grade educations who were far better educated than a lot of MBA's and C-average college grads.
As for rags, I haven't seen anyone in rags in a long time - even the homeless dress as well as I do. I just do laundry more often. My '84 Buick could pass the trailer park test if the muffler was dragging and there was a bit more rust :o)
And some of the stupidest people I know are employed by gov. or gov. contractors. But we all knew that :o)
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Mullet haircuts.
on 11/16/2007 10:00 PM snipped-for-privacy@happy.com said the following:
"Dog the bounty hunter" and his kin.
just look in the mirror..
Some of them have the internet and post stupid things to inappropriate newsgroups.
Cheri
Are you saying lesbians are common among trailer trash?
Get drunk and decide to go on a Yap-Yap dog hunt. Then devise some sort of point scheme where
- small dogs = 1 point
- Yapping dog = 2 points
- Sissy Hair cut on dog =3 points
- bow in sissy hair cut on dog = 5 points
- yapping dog w/ bow ribbon and sissy hair cut = 10 points
and then tries to explain to cops, was shooting at barking rats.
The number ONE way, is they post articles like yours to newsgroups.
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If it takes more than 5 of them to get a full tooth count.
They have the faux testicals hanging from the back of their pick 'em up truck...
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All five talking at once and nobody is listening.
The tooth-to-tatoo ratio is a very important indicator.
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