I used to have a girlfriend named Claudia. Claudia knew how to do "things",
and she would do them at the drop of a hat and in any place on the planet,
public, or private, many times totally and pleasantly surprising me, ala the
Police Chief's speech in the comedy Police Academy. (the girl hiding in the
I do believe that woman could have convinced me to commit murder. I
wouldn't say I was pussy whipped, just lead around a lot. When a woman has
ahold of a man's dick, the rest of him just naturally follows. It isn't
until later that we have time or cause to reason.
She Who Must Be Crazy. I was talking to my friends daughter when she
was 23, I've known her since she was a little girl. I was explaining
to her that women have a switch inside their heads that flips between
the ages of 30-35, it's called "The Crazy Switch" and 20 years later
it comes loose again and the woman either turns into Hillary Clinton
or Mother Teresa, you never know where it will land. Her response was,
"I think I've seen that in my mother....OH NO, I've only got seven
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