Today, for some reason, my house is being inundated with little pests: ghosts, goblins, the occasional vampire, and a cute little guy named Malfoy.
So far, I have held them off by feeding them candy, but help, because I don't know what to do. They seem to be attracted by the light on my front porch. They keep knocking on my door and yelling something.
This is a problem throughout my neighborhood and I seem to remember something similar happening last year.
Please help.
Claymores and Constantine
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS...
It was a joke.
R
I just threw candy at them and they went away.
I assume his advice to the original poster was "DON'T FEED THE TROLLS", which was a *ahem* joke...
Hmmm, Maybe your candies did not taste good? So cold tonight I had only 30 kids or so.
Hmmm. You may indeed be correct. There was a frequent poster on the construction newsgroups who was quite literal on his take on things.
Yes, don't feed them; they're TROLLS...
Yes, I remember Lyle and Ralph. I've been gone for awhile. Whatever happened to them anyway?
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