You must be a liberal, since you know so much that isn't true.
The nearest town (~2 miles) is listed as 79 feet ASL. I've lived here 25 years, and had hurricanes three of those years. The first house was next to a marsh, and you hit mucky water at about 12 feet. Florida sits on a large sheet of limestone, over the aquifer. The aquifer is replenished by rainwater that seeps through that limestone, which requires the soil to hold the water till it goes through the rock. It's supposed to be 33 degrees her, tonight and in the 60s tomorrow.