It cause me great pain to agree with YOU but if it wasn't for their triangular patch of fur, there'd be a bounty on 'em.
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Dog shoots man in the back after accidentally stepping on trigger
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Pubic hair has no use and is disgusting. Shaved woman are nice. Why would you want a mouthful of that?!
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You're upset because you got the job you were being interviewed for?!
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Dogs are the stupidest animals on earth.
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Floss your teeth?
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I'd vomit.
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Meanie posted for all of us...
Kibbles & Bits Esq.
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Oren posted for all of us...
He'll lick 'em
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Oren posted for all of us...
Does he sell Ricolas?
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On Sat, 02 Dec 2017 20:06:23 -0000, Tekkie=AE wrote= :
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Don't you just hate it when someone else's dog licks your shorts?
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If your shorts were not piss stained, shit stained and stinking the dog would not be curious. "I have never discovered the purpose of underpants" (Peter Hucker)
Nine cats, several parrots, no hot running water from the taps and can't afford to buy disinfectant.
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Dogs like testicles.
Look up "commando".
Thought it was 15? At least keep your lies straight.
I've explained that to you before.
Now you're just being silly.
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Shit stained trousers. Like you have. No wonder you can't get a shag.
I have never said 15 cats. Is your head still full of cotton wool?
Turn your hot water tap on in your bathroom after you have had a dump and see what comes out of it. Or do you not wash your hands after taking a dump?
Nope, you said that you did not buy disinfectant.
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You might have anal seepage, but that isn't something I suffer from.
I know perfectly well you said precisely fifteen. I was told.
Washing hands doesn't need hot water. Hot water is for showers (it's el= ectric), dishwashers (it's electric), and washing machines (it's electri= c).
I use bleach. It's more effective.
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Did the voices in your head tell you this? We all know that you do hear these voices.
No wonder you can't get a woman. Just imagine that you took a woman home (not gonna happen), she used your toilet and you told her to wash her hands in the shower, dishwasher or washing machine. Well?
On your hands, carpets, floors, cats dishes, birds cages?
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No reply I see.
You know perfectly well how I found out.
Show me one that's worth the effort, as in no incessant nagging, no spen= ding money all the time.....
Why would you need warm water to dissolve soap?
You use disinfectant on a carpet? Clearly we both use shampoo for that.=
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