Man at Mexican train counter:
"What time does the noon train arrive?
"Should be here about two."
"I have a ticket for the noon train. Do you mean I have to wait two more
"No, the noon train that will arrive at two is yesterday's noon train.
Today's noon train won't be here until sometime tomorrow."
(Squinting and pointing) "Is that the same sun we have back in Iowa?"
BG: I was a Waikiki lifeguard. Every hour or so we would make a short
announcement over the PA that contained the following: "The Hawaiian
sun is intense, don't let the rays spoil your days."
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