It was on a list of "Most stupid questions asked by tourists"
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Feb 03, 2011
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I heard a good one at Mammoth Cave. "How much of this cave is underground?"
A "Touron" is a cross between a tourist and a moron.
-C-
Did someone ask, "What the most stupid question on this newsgroup today"?
nb
"Is this island completely surrounded by water?"
When working in Las Vegas as a young man, a lady came up and asked, "What time does the one o'clock bus come?"
Steve
I see one every morning when I look in the bathroom mirror.
HB
Man at Mexican train counter:
"What time does the noon train arrive?
"Should be here about two."
"I have a ticket for the noon train. Do you mean I have to wait two more hours?"
"No, the noon train that will arrive at two is yesterday's noon train. Today's noon train won't be here until sometime tomorrow."
(Squinting and pointing) "Is that the same sun we have back in Iowa?"
BG: I was a Waikiki lifeguard. Every hour or so we would make a short announcement over the PA that contained the following: "The Hawaiian sun is intense, don't let the rays spoil your days." -----
- gpsman
I need to mention this in the meeting where we schedule unforeseen outages...
Maybe the questioner was thinking of a lost city like Atlantis. Thinis, Egypt is described by Wikepedia as an undiscovered city. >
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