I just went into my attic to look for leaks. I noticed a strong bad odor as soon as I got up there. Then I found a skeleton laying on the floor in the insulation, directly on top of an exposed electrical box with bare wires. I never called any electricians, so it's not one of them. I never was robbed so it's not a robber, and no one else has been hired to work in my attic. The only possibility is that my wife hired someone, but she's been gone for over two years after she mysteriously vanished and has never been found by the authorities, and that was over two years ago.
How could this dead body get in my attic?
Larry