My rocking chair arm rest was cracking. I sat in the chair and applied wood glue to the crack. Then I put a pipe clamp on the arm and tightened it. The pipe clamp is 2 feet long and it went across the whole chair to the other arm rest.
What I did not realize is that I was now trapped in the chair. I could not pull my legs out with that pipe clamp in front of me.
I sat there for nearly two hours trying to decide what to do. And since my phone was out in my car, I could not call 911.
Thats when I realized my pocket knife was in my pocket and there was only one thing to do. I grabbed the knife and cut off both of my legs. And since I didnt want to land on my testicles, I also cut them and my penis off too.
Finally I was freed from that chair. But I did require medical treatment at that time and called for an ambulance..... .