I need to start a viral pseudo science hoaxmail stating in the most
official language, graphics and sources that texting causes sterility.
The youngsters who are products of the government spoiled education
system will be so happy because they are now protected from infections.
Yea but The Pilgrims only had flintlocks or were they matchlocks?
You could probably sit in on a history class in a government school
and hear something like: "The evil greedy Pilgrims pointed their AK47
assault guns at the peaceful Native Americans and stole their turkey
Actually it's sexual intercourse that causes the most cancer.
Everytime someone has sexual intercourse they risk causing cancer,
because if they were to produce any offspring (not to be confused with
the springs used in an automobile or wrist watch), their offspring may
produce cancer which in turn could spread and affect the parent or
another life or life form. To completely stop cancer, everyone on
earth is urged to completely and entirely stop having sexual
intercourse for a period of 300 years, (ending on today's date in the
year 2311) at which time cancer will likely be removed from the human
race. leaving only the rat race, and the Indianapolis 500 race to be
affected by cancers, which are always born on June 21 through July 23
of any given year.
Beginning today, all sexual intercourse is banned everywhere on planet
Earth until today's date in the year 2311.
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