What happens if it's only 19 feet?
Cat off the gas grill table
Oct 10, 2007
35 Replies
I'd have to rig a pressure switch, the cat jumps down when I approach, or open the door.
Did that a couple days ago.
So how'd it do?
I found a product for window boxes and garden beds that encourages cats to find another place. Its about 4 x 6 inches, with plastic pointed spikes sticking straight up. It doesn't hurt the cat but isn't comfortable either. they come in a bag of 4 or so. Not sure what it's actually called though.
bonnie in OK
-- I'd have to rig a pressure switch, the cat jumps down when I approach, or open the door.
Then just leave the door open.
Punji sticks. Wipe fresh s*it on the points for best effect.
Jim Yanik wrote in news:Xns99C5DCCB87F94jyanikkuanet@64.209.0.87:
So it is written. So it is done...
Get rid of the grill.
Or gee...I don't know COVER the damn thing when you don't have food on it. Key-rist, birds could s*it on it, rodents could crawl on it, and you're worried about the occasional cat ass? GET A GRIP! The cat's ass is cleaner than yours. Do you have kids? I guarantee that any cat's ass is cleaner than any part of your kid. I would MUCH rather eat food off a cat's ass than off any so-called "clean" counter in the kitchen of a breeder. Eeeuuuwww
Need to go to the pharmacy, huh?
Steve
That's about as useful as a galon of cooking oil on the floor of the nursing home. Whoops!
How about I UPS you the cat, and you can eat off its ass? Take movies, please.
The glue dried up, but havn't seen the cat on the grill since then. Very successful.
Is that RN or NVA?
"Stormin Mormon \\(on backup computer\\)" wrote in news:47190adf$1$32520$ snipped-for-privacy@roadrunner.com:
I have my own cat.
just COVER the grill shelves when not in use,or wipe them off before use. a simple solution.
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