Oh Lucky Eddie, You are truelly blessed to have neighbours who steal your chokos! Here where live, once the chokos start to ripen, when we walk to the shops we hide our shopping bags from view in case a neighbour rushes out to force another 3 (or 4 or 5 or 6 etc) on us as we walk \ run \ sneak past. Little do they realise that the bulge in my pocket does not reflect my joy to see them, it's just the bloody choko that I insist that anyone leaving my house must take with them in case they strike a stranger / tourist / drunk that they can con into accepting the green grenades.
China 'Goa Way' Wingham NSW