my friend is starting up a Joinery service to work locally and also in the UK, he is skilled and would welcome any small jobs you can see his website at
I think this piece of shit website is a poor excuse for a way to harvest email addresses. Go away.
Frank
In the words of Captain Kirk, "You Klingon bastard!"
On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 15:59:09 -0400, "J. Garland" calmly ranted:
In the immortal words of Spock "I find it rather amusing" that:
1) a totally unusable novice web page like that was hosted under the PHP Expert domain, 2) that he resold records/tapes/DVDs,and
3) that he had a Kreg (or other) pocket hole jig (though he didn't know anything about actual woodworking) and was selling "joinery".Amazing.
P.S: I also was mistaken about the site. I thought it might be about a barrelmaker or something.
----------------------------------------- Jack Kevorkian for Congressional physician!
I think it is lame and so are you for trying to pass it off as legit.
What's his name-----Damian Brown?
More like Millard P Chickenboner; spammers/phishers never use their real names. BTW, they never read the newsgroups they spam either, so responding is a waste of time. (yeah, I know, shame on me too)
his name is Jason Cooper and he is a new friend
I was only asking for help for him I am not getting anything for it
my name is Damian John Paul Brown look for me next year when I stand against Jack Straw in Blackburn
I have been in the internet for about 10 years now and I was selling things over the net before most people knew about it
I am helping another new friend, you can see his site at
So you're an exploiter rather than a contributor, or where are you going with that claim?
snipped-for-privacy@bleachboys.com (Damian Brown) wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@posting.google.com:
And since I live in Canada, you can guess how thrilled I am by this...
Not just any joinery, either. "High-class" joinery.
I recently read that Christian Beckvoorst just put out his 500th commissioned piece. He's busy enough; maybe he's thinking about starting to farm out some of his "high-class joinery."
Barring that, maybe we could google that guy who blew through here a few months ago with that professional high-class webpage full of high-class professional shop pictures showing the high-class professional laundry and exceedingly high-class shop rags hanging over his table saw. These two could put a partnership together and take over the professional high-class joinery world.
Client: "I asked for 'Shaker'. I expected hand-cut dovetails."
These guys: "Well, Mrs. Higgenbottom, the Shakers were emminantly practical people. They _would_ have used pocket screws if they'd had this jig! Dovetails are okay, if that's what you're willing to settle for, but using screws is the _hallmark_ of truly high-class joinery."
...Hmmm...
So why is the web page so damn ugly ?
Well, there were people making ugly web pages a long time ago too... remember the tag?
Thank God that one got it's rightful place on the HTML trash heap.
for me.
More seriously, what kind of "help" are you giving this guy? A web page with links to vinyls for sale, a cartoon of a person working plaster, and a link to an e-mail address. All this, plus an e-mail harvesting input. Most web pages would have a picture of the person, some of his previous work, and some further information about place of business.
Hey, if he only charges a $35 service call fee, you could have quite a bargain. :-)
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